Bernie Needs Love
A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.
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Developer: Protomni Multimedia Publisher: Protomni Multimedia
Genre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, Early Access
Languages: English
Tags: Action (21), Adventure (21), Indie (21), Early Access (21), Casual (21), Platformer (10)
Category: Single-player, Full controller support, Family Sharing
Release date: Aug 21, 2015
Price: $2.99
Owners: 0 .. 20,000
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Followers: 125
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