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Behold the Kickmen

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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Developer: Size Five Games Publisher: Size Five Games
Genre: Action, Casual, Indie, Sports
Languages: English
Tags: Sports (25), Action (24), Indie (24), Casual (23), Soccer (9), Football (8)
Category: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support
Release date: Jul 20, 2017
Price: $3.99
Old userscore: 87% Metascore: 58%
Owners: 0 .. 20,000
Followers: 930
Peak concurrent players yesterday: 1
Playtime total: 02:20 (average) 02:20 (median)

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